opened my eyes and it was a dream



semi-hiatus until may

okayseriouslynow:

to those people that follow me and then immediately reblog everything i post

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75762N   ·   19th   Apr   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five




gottacatchemall:

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gottacatchemall:

[フォッコ!]


1199N   ·   19th   Apr   ·  via   ·  reblog


imaginebucky:

Imagine bucky buying a pack of avengers-themed underwear as a joke. He makes fun of them loudly and leaves them around the tower for the others to find, and it’s funny until the night that tony convinces the team to play strip poker. Bucky forgets that he’s wearing the captain america boxers until his pants are off. 

he never lives it down.


884N   ·   19th   Apr   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe


170299N   ·   19th   Apr   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors


287837N   ·   19th   Apr   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


mittiepaul:

That’s the price you pay for being friends with Steve “dad jokes” Rogers.


4410N   ·   19th   Apr   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE


171114N   ·   19th   Apr   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


eleven-at-trenzalore:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms

2 Na

I actually want to cry


210635N   ·   19th   Apr   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


kyung’s shameless confession